So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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