He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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