i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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