I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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