I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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