You really coming over, don't trick.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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