Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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