like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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