You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Terrible idea I love it
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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