are you still at the devil's house?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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