What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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