I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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