while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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