have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
it glows. i had to have it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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