For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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