We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
