I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
