Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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