She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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