I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
her vagine was all disorganized.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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