Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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