She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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