Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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