But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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