Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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