evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i've created a new STD.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
