YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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