She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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