Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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