is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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