It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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