I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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