i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If that was your dad, he is hot
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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