Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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