i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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