i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
