All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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