he shaved USA in his pubs
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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