When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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