He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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