But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You can't special order awesome
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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