he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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