I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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