How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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