I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
