god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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