my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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