Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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