how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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