i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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