The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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