I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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